Bears and Beasts
I am so pissed off about this country hick. Here’s a portion of the story from Dlisted (http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/08/dumb-ass-redneck.html):
Troy Lee Gentry is a member of the country duo Montgomery Gentry, most importantly he is a grade A dumb ass. Troy has been accused of shooting a black bear that was marked as tamed. Meaning the poor bear wasn't a threat and was down like that.
Authorities allege that Gentry purchased the bear from Greenly, a wildlife photographer and hunting guide, then killed it with a bow and arrow in an enclosed pen on Greenly's property in October 2004. The government alleges that Gentry and Greenly tagged the bear with a Minnesota hunting license and registered the animal with the state Department of Natural Resources as a wild kill.
Gentry allegedly paid about $4,650 for the bear, named Cubby. The bear's death was videotaped, and the tape later edited so Gentry appeared to shoot the animal in a "fair chase" hunting situation, the government alleges.
MoFo. MoeffingFo! I’m calling on everyone to boycott Troy Lee Gentry. Someone send me a t-shirt that says "Hunt Gentry. Cubby Lives!"
Something very strange occurred this morning and I find myself questioning everything I thought I knew about me. Much to my surprise and horror, I found myself dancing and singing in the car to Jessica Simpson’s new single Public Affair! Holy smokes! But strike me down Lord if that tune ain’t catchy. It’s Retro Madonna - like “Holiday” - in fact, I dare say she does Madonna better than Madonna does! I am not a Simpson fan. In fact, I can’t stand Jessica Simpson and I think she’s a ‘tard who at times looks likes a female impersonator (something about the butt chin she has). I think she really blew it by divorcing nice guy Nick Lachey. However, I am very very happy about the Lachey-Minillo hook-up. Nick & Vanessa Forever!! I’m going to go shoot my ears out now.
posted by Fatty @ 7:19 AM
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